If we not sneezing 2

Warning: This shirt may cause uncontrollable laughter and spontaneous seasoning checks.

For the folks who know that a proper meal should trigger at least one sneeze. Whether it’s pepper, paprika, or that mystery blend Auntie keeps in a reused butter container — if we not sneezing, your food is cheating.

Perfect for BBQs, family reunions, or passive-aggressively calling out bland casseroles at the potluck. Wear it proud, spice lord.

Unisex fit. Sneezes not included.